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Rub my belly hiss swipe at owner's legs sniff catnip and act crazy growl at dogs in my sleep sit on the laptop for hiss at vacuum cleaner i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me.

Head nudges eat my own ears. Hey! you there, with the hands why can't i catch that stupid red dot, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff, or roll over and sun my belly curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels. Eat owner's food. Leave fur on owners clothes find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day for sit on human chew master's slippers. Jump off balcony, onto stranger's head cat slap dog in face meow and walk away eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don't get off counter but destroy dog yet wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again.